My Transgender Dog

And other tales from behind the Ironic Curtain...

1) My Transgender Dog

You all know Fritz Freud... the little Genius who brings you things you never considered...
One day I found a dog... I called her Paula /Pauline...
She was so lonely and so sad... always longing for companionship...
One day I woke up, she looked into my eyes and then she died... poor Paula...
So in my despair I took some cell samples and decided to clone her.
Happily for me in my dungeon i had some slaves from the Raelian Cult...
So when I promised them a good humiliation and some other perverted stuff they agreed to help me clone Paula.
But being me I wondered... how can I fulfill her dream of not being so lonely?
So with the sex mad Raelians in my dungeon I came up with a great Idea... who about cloning her with a male companion together?
We sat up the Lab and began our extensive work.
After 66 weeks we had it all done.
Paul /Pauline was ready to bark for the first time.
And there they were... both Paul and Pauline inside one body...
It was magnificent.
Her tail was now a dick and she they were happy waving it...
But there was a Catch.
They didn't pay as much attention to me no more as they were aroused by their own sheer beauty...
At first they were just playing... two souls in one body...
They were so in love with themselves... just like Taylor Swift (I wonder if I could clone her too)... but soon I heard them screaming...
I ran to see what was going on and there they were... shagging themselves.
It was screams of Pleasure from Pauline while her other half Paul got even more aroused.
It was a wonder of Scientific Nature... and Oh God... I felt like God... giving Pleasure to the lower life...
The house was now a pleasure dome and Paul / Pauline loved themselves.
In fact they had no time for anything else no more and even rejected the food... so much they were in love with themselves.
There they were two souls in one body shagging themselves.
It was exhausting to watch... yet somehow satisfying.
But pleasure and cruelty are Siamese twins.
And just like Paul & Pauline.
So there they were shagging themselves... It was an Orgasm of love of life...
But after six days suddenly there was silence... Paul & Pauline were no more.
There they were... they shagged themselves to death... poor Dogs...
I went straight down to the Raelians in my Dungeon and whipped their arses accordingly which they willingly accepted.
After all they have given Paul & Pauline too much of themselves... too much pleasure.
So much that they shagged themselves to death.
Let this be a lesson to you my little children... be careful what you wish for... you might get it...
But in the end you only shag yourself...
Where is Taylor Swift?

2) Adolf Hitler was a Black Nigerian Jew

Do you know why the Nazis existed?
Because the German people are colorblind.
Adolf Hitler was born in Nigeria to a Jewish Mother and a Donkey.
He was Black as they can be... he had even darker skin than Bob Marley...
To lighten up they sent him to Australia... and there in new Vienna he studied culture and the Ass.
One day he fell in love with a blue eyed dog named Walhalla...
Oh poor little Adolf... Walhalla wasn't in love with him...
Walhalla rejected little Adolf because he was just short on one side...
When his Jewish Mother gave birth in prime donkey conditions he fell out of her arse straight into a puddle of mud.
There he hinkled a little to the left.
To put things right he turned right, right.
One day little Adolf saw a film by Charlie Chaplin... "The Great Dictator"... and he loved it...
"I want to be like him"... little Adolf cried.
I want to go to Italy (because of the sun and women) and I become Adolfo the Great Dictator...
However the Italians were not colorblind and strangely they already had the Mafia and Mussolini.
So off he went up the mountains until he reached Austria.
Being Dyslexic by nature... little Adolf thought he was in Australia again... and was a happy hippie.
He only wondered what has happened to the sun... because it was cold... and the women had beards.
Nevermind... inspired by Charlie Chaplin he sat down to establish his great kingdom.
There...on his great journey he found a flog of geese which beat up a little faggot...
The faggot cried and little Adolf rescued him.
"What is your Name" he asked?
His name was Joseph and he was lame too.
So lame Joseph and little Adolf shared their stories and their dreams.
"You cannot become a great Dictator here" said Lame Joseph... "But behind the mountains there lies a land of working class Dwarfs... They love Gold but that made them colorblind... Diamonds and Gold do this. They will not notice that you are Black."
"I will be your right arm... no one will notice. And if they do we sent them to Concentration Camps until they are blind once more."
The tale was told, the plan was set and off they went.
"How do we get to Germania" little Adolf asked..
"Just follow the smell" lame Joseph told... "There where it stinks most there is the land of Bavaria.
The people there are so fat and stupid they eat shit and are drunk all day."
On their way they found a tailor crying his heart out...
"What's the matter" little Adolf asked.
"Nobody likes my work" the tailor sobbed.
Little Adolf had a look and what he saw made him smile.
There were Uniforms all in Black very Imposing all over the tailor's shop.
On the side there was a red band with a black swastika inside a white circle... little Adolf loved it.
"Come with us" little Adolf said.
"You shall be the tailor of my great Reich".
Heinrich, that was the tailors name, sobbed but smiled and agreed to this greed.
They took all of the Uniforms and went in search for the colorblind country.
They found the place where it stinks the most an it was called Munich.
There they went into the biggest Beerhouse they could find and got seriously plastered.
The Bavarians loved the Uniforms so much they agreed to be a part of this grand plan.
So much that they sold out all Uniforms in no time and got plastered even worse.
Everyone who bought one of Heinrich's Uniform had to sign a contract that they sold their soul to Heinrich Adolf and the glory of the promised Reich that had yet to be established.
After the next Day little Adolf woke up with horrible stomach cramps which he blamed his Jewish Mother for.
So he went and wrote a book "Mein Krampf" as a Bible for the colorblind.
This is the story of how a black Nigerian Jew became Germany's greatest Dictator.
A tale of diversity and morality that simple needed to be told.

Adolf Hitler Had Jewish and African Ancestors
https://www.history.com/news/study-suggests-adolf-hitler-had-jewish-and-african-ancestors

3) The Wizard of RA and the planet of Lemmings

Once there was a world where everything is possible at the blink of an eye.
A world of pure living energy with beings ancient as time itself.
They live in a place called hell which is just another word for light where them fire devils (devil = lived) are dancing in Hell / Light in infinite delight...
From there they looked into the darkness which equals the darkness of their souls.
They saw a place of great potential... the planet of the lemmings who lived a happy life... in a moment of Truth.
How dare they be happy in the Darkness said the prince of light...
He himself a person of incest looked at his mother and their brother / husband...
Curious... suddenly silent... how come we are not so happy as the Lemmings who live in darkness?
Let me go down and set their world on fire... let me Illuminate them...
So they waited until they found a rouge planet... they called it the planet of the crossing... summoned it and hitched a ride to the planet of the lemmings.
There they intermingled with the Lemming to create Giants of Lemmings...
These Lemmings dominated the other lemmings and soon they called themselves Kings of Lemmings.
That didn't sit well with the Ancients from Hell...
They soon demanded to be worshipped like Gods...
I am your God... they cried...
"What's a God?" the Lemming Kings replied.
"I AM your God" she cried... and at that moment had a heart attack fell over and died.
At that Moment Ra was born... and a huge scream was heard throughout the world... a scream of anger and desperation... RA.
When RA realized that he was now mortal he was angry and hated all the Lemmings for that.
"I will destroy this world and if it is the last thing I do".
So RA build himself a monument that would last forever... a Mountain in which he concealed the knowledge of destruction.
He created a dark society in which as an Initiation one had to sacrifice their own child... only to be found a destroyer of this world and as such share RA's anger.
Soon after RA died, just like all Gods do when they are found out.
And all the Lemmings went to prison... a dark prison of their soul when they killed their firstborn at the promise of immortality... betrayed by Ra... angry forever.

4) When Jews applaud Nazis... do we laugh or do we cry?

Calls have grown online for Justin Trudeau to resign as social media users argue House Speaker Anthony Rota "took the fall" to "save" the Canadian Prime Minister after a Ukrainian Nazi was given a standing ovation in parliament.
Former speaker Anthony Rota's resigned on Tuesday less than a week after he praised a Ukrainian man who served in a Nazi unit during World War Two.
Mr Rota had previously praised 98-year-old Yaroslav Hunka as a "Ukrainian hero" while recognising a number of Ukrainian-Canadians during a parliamentary meeting on Friday.
The group was given a standing ovation in parliament during a visit from Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Mr Rota apologised for the incident after a Jewish human rights group found the 98-year-old served as a member of the Waffen-SS “Galicia” Division or the SS 14th Waffen Division.

Now if he would have been German they would hav hanged him... yet he is Ukrainian and all the Jews applaud him... this shit you can't make up.

And please this comes after Justin Trudeau was found to have a vast amount of Drugs...

Where there Drugs on Trudeau’s plane?
Why is the Canada Media MSM & Government silent?
Reportedly there was a significant amount of undisclosed Drugs found in the Canadian PM’s Plane which lead to a 36 h delay.
This is also covered up which leads to the “probably guilty” verdict here.
And please never forget that almost all dictators ever in History were hardcore Drug User.

Watch this video

https://www.torynow.com/stream/EC8fkqtj9PE/Sep-15-2023/Trudeaus-Mysterious-Drug-Bust-in-India/

5. Banging in the nails

I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails,
And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed.
I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross,
The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes.
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp,
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
Banging in the nails.

You see that crown of thorns upon his head?
Well that was my idea.
I think I might be going to hell,
Oh dear!

And we have the tale of two Rabbi’s on how to change the Nature of the Beast (Goy)

That's all folks for today...

Bonus…

Here is Hilary Clinton teaching young Jews how to do a Nazi Salute…

Godspeed.

Fritz Freud.